Simple Things.
Done Well.

If you don’t see what you’re looking for here, don’t worry – just send me a message with the details. For the right price, I’ll even assemble your IKEA furniture.

Email and Newsletters

Subject lines and copy that get people clicking. Email creation is one of my top-rated skills.

Ask me about emails

Website Creation and Copy

If you’re reading this, then you’re getting a free demo of my website creation skills.

Ask me about websites

Blogging

Long form or short form, SEO-optimized and research-backed content that’s easier to understand than this sentence was.

Ask me about blogging

Social Media Content

I keep your Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and FarmersOnly accounts active and engaging while you focus on other things.

Ask me about social media

Facebook Advertising

This creepy website is the world’s most cost-efficient lead generation platform. Let me do the creeping for you.

Ask me Facebook advertising

Travel Influencer Services

A millennial and an influencer? If you don’t hate me already, then I’m happy to help – either organizing your trip or attending it.

Ask me about TheGayTripper

See my services in action – from South Dakota to State Farm.

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Print, Flyers, and Brochures

Clever headlines and concise copy for your flyers, brochures, and print advertising.

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Web Video, Television, Radio

Big screen, small screen, or no screen – paint a picture with explainers, preroll and radio from five seconds to five minutes or more.

Ask me about video or radio

Copy Editing

Need a second pair of eyes? I’ll add polish to what you’ve got, fact check, and get your grammar up to AP-style.

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Product Descriptions

Are you getting checked out? These little blocks of copy put you in the cart when it’s time to buy.

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Reputation Management

The Internet: where one bad rating is worth ten good ones. Get tailor-made responses to reviews on Facebook, Google, TripAdvisor and more.

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Press Releases

Saying, “I went to the best journalism school in the nation” isn’t bragging if it’s true. I’ll write a press release that get’s you press.

Ask me about press releases

Creative Consultation Retainer

Laugh at any of my jokes and your first consultation is free.

Ask me for a free consultation

 

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Ryan is one of the sharpest people I know.
— Abi Kinne, Art Director